Hollywood has had enough of the panoramic view - they want to zoom in a little now. So out went polls for the most beautiful person or the best beach bods and in came In Touch magazine's checklist of the best breasts in Tinseltown.
Bagging the top spot is Scarlett Johansson. According to the poll, she fills out and spills out of a dress better than any other actress out there. And when designer Isaac Mizrahi 'touched' the actress' assets on Golden Globes red carpet, he proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt.
Coming in second place is Jessica Simpson, who topped the list last year. We can think of someone who might be a little upset with the silver medal - her manager/dad Joe. In 2008, he had been ecstatic when she had won. 'She's got double-Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up,' he had said. And to that we say, 'Ewww!'
New mommy Salma Hayek takes the third place on the boob poll. We know pregnancy makes a woman glow, but we had kinda forgotten the fringe benefits. Until now, that is.
Rebecca Romijn, a.k.a. Mystique, left nothing to the imagination in her X-Men blue suit. So we are not surprised that she makes this list. After all, when did she need a poll to tell her she is the envy of all the women in the world?
What's with new mommies and the cleavage list? Taking spot number 5 is Jessica Alba. All we can say is that they are many out there who’d love to exchange places with Honor Marie.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has always followed the 'if you have it, flaunt it' rule. And now that she has an official stamp on h
Tyra Banks, the tough taskmaster on America's Next Supermodel, will have even more
to contend with on the show now. How about deflated egos and inferiority complexes
of the aspiring models to name just two.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has always followed the 'if you have it, flaunt it' rule. And now that she has an official stamp on how good her twin assets are, all we can say is, keep the plunging necklines coming.
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